Worn Tyres Spell Danger

When the Voice of God booms, ‘Worn Tyres Spell Danger,’ you’d best listen, or else it’s not just the heavens that’ll be thundering! But our young Casanova in his Austin Morris convertible is too smitten to notice. He thinks he’s James Bond, but with those balding tyres, he’s more like Austin Powers. So before you take your love for a romantic spin, make sure it’s not a literal one into an oncoming car.