Children’s Heroes: Alvin Stardust

Ah, Alvin Stardust, sidling up to two lasses on the high street. Blimey, talk about a throwback to a time when bell-bottoms were all the rage and health and safety was more of a suggestion! But let’s not forget: the Green Cross Code is timeless, unlike Alvin’s fashion choices. So, look left, look right, and then look left again, or you’ll be doing the funky chicken in A&E!